Since almost everyone owning some blog or the other is following this blogging trend of typing down recipes... behold! This one might be a bit different, may take a long time to cook. So, voilà!
Ingredients:
-An IIT-training coaching class
-A bachelor's degree from an IIT
-MBA from an IIM
-A high-paying job at a world-famous company
Preparation:
[Before proceeding, keep in mind that the aim of this recipe is simple: IIT, money, and status. However, the broth will be extraordinary if this isn't only about these things, but about what you really want to do.]
STEP 1: Join a coaching center for te preparation for JEE-mains. If classes begin at 11 years old, good. If they are owned by FIITJEE or Vidyamandir Classes, excellent!
STEP 2: Give the entrance exam for engineering at IIT. Adding Computer Science or Electrical streams will add extra flavour.
STEP 3: Relax after getting selected into an IIT, preferably at Delhi or Bombay. Suddenly realize that life isn't over and is much harder ahead. Turn the flame on which the grades are simmering a bit low.
STEP 4: Finish IIT and get a humongous starting salary which spreads around in the papers. Work at the job for a year.
STEP 5: Prepare for CAT, get selected to an IIM for doing management without knowing what it is and for obtaining a job with a higher salary.
STEP 6: Obtain a job with a high salary, people will love it and talk about it. If job is at Apple or Microsoft, get ready for your Michelin Star!
STEP 7: Get married. Fast.
Precautions: DON'T FOLLOW YOUR PASSION. If you want to write, do it alongside. If you want to go into the arts, don't, they're highly unstable. But the actual reason is... what will people say?
STEP 8: Listen to 'haye mera/meri beta/beti' from proud relatives whom you've never even met before.
Your dish is ready!
WARNING: This is simply a satire on the mindset of Indian society. Don't listen to them. Listen to your heart and follow your passion. Get into IIT if you really, really want it. You won't get a second chance, after all :)
Ingredients:
-An IIT-training coaching class
-A bachelor's degree from an IIT
-MBA from an IIM
-A high-paying job at a world-famous company
Preparation:
[Before proceeding, keep in mind that the aim of this recipe is simple: IIT, money, and status. However, the broth will be extraordinary if this isn't only about these things, but about what you really want to do.]
STEP 1: Join a coaching center for te preparation for JEE-mains. If classes begin at 11 years old, good. If they are owned by FIITJEE or Vidyamandir Classes, excellent!
STEP 2: Give the entrance exam for engineering at IIT. Adding Computer Science or Electrical streams will add extra flavour.
STEP 3: Relax after getting selected into an IIT, preferably at Delhi or Bombay. Suddenly realize that life isn't over and is much harder ahead. Turn the flame on which the grades are simmering a bit low.
STEP 4: Finish IIT and get a humongous starting salary which spreads around in the papers. Work at the job for a year.
STEP 5: Prepare for CAT, get selected to an IIM for doing management without knowing what it is and for obtaining a job with a higher salary.
STEP 6: Obtain a job with a high salary, people will love it and talk about it. If job is at Apple or Microsoft, get ready for your Michelin Star!
STEP 7: Get married. Fast.
Precautions: DON'T FOLLOW YOUR PASSION. If you want to write, do it alongside. If you want to go into the arts, don't, they're highly unstable. But the actual reason is... what will people say?
STEP 8: Listen to 'haye mera/meri beta/beti' from proud relatives whom you've never even met before.
Your dish is ready!
WARNING: This is simply a satire on the mindset of Indian society. Don't listen to them. Listen to your heart and follow your passion. Get into IIT if you really, really want it. You won't get a second chance, after all :)
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